The Sausagefest Tee is a bold vintage graphic t-shirt for creators who love humour, rebellion, and rock and roll attitude. Designed to say “F the patriarchy,” this soft, comfortable tee blends retro style, sharp wit, and everyday wearability for unapologetic self-expression and statement streetwear.
Fabric — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton jersey for a soft, breathable feel; lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear (heather colours may include polyester).
Fit — Unisex regular fit designed to be relaxed, flattering, and easy to wear for most body types.
Features — Preshrunk fabric helps maintain its shape and durability after washing.
Production —WRAP certified ethically manufactured apparel. Canadian orders printed on demand in Canada using non-toxic, vegan water-based inks.
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
